woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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