I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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