But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Randomize
