remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
Damn victory sex feels great
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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