David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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