its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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