Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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