I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
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