i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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