ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
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