Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
Randomize
