i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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