It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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