All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
I drank a fishbowl of liquor and next thing I know I'm sliding into Zach Galifinakis' DMs
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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