hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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