So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
Randomize
