oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Thank you for not boning my boss.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
Randomize
