your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
if i'm ever as drunk as the girl in front of me... kill me.
Can I crash on your couch? I just came home to find my wife giving two guys blowjobs.
Two?
Two.
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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