wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
pop tarts are not kleenex
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
when are you leaving homes?
it's 7:51. why the fuck are you awake at 7:51
I had a sex dream about Oprah.
go back to sleep
dude. it was a sex dream. about. Oprah.
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
Randomize
