I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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