I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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