id be glad to
If you don't answer the phone then I will be forced to leave you a wonderful voicemail of me throwing up
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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