the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
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