girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
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