somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
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