After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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