Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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