I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
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