So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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