I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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