ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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