Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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