Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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