Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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