my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
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