I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
I am mentally ready for anal.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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