Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
We're not piercing ourselves today.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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