they said they heard you say put it in my butt
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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