oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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