Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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