I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
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