operation have a gay friend backfired
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
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