My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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