i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
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