They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
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