i don't like sucking hair
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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