What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
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