Annihilated within 20 minutes of arriving on Saturday, proceeded to hook up with him half a dozen times/almost have sex in the shed. Later on I text his boyfriend letting him know he's okay and that he's asleep next to me. If I could parlay this skill into a vital component of national security I'd be the Jack Bauer of homewrecking. Diner later?
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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