Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
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