Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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