this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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