Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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